Hubble Finds Eye of Sauron

New Scientist

A spectacular, luminous ring offers the best evidence yet that a nearby star is circled by a newly formed solar system.

The ring is composed of dust particles in orbit around Fomalhaut, a bright star located just 25 light years away in the constellation Pisces Australis – or the Southern Fish. A recent image captured with the Hubble Space Telescope – which makes the system look uncannily like the Great Eye of Sauron from the blockbusting Lord of the Rings trilogy – confirms that Fomalhaut’s ring is curiously offset with respect to the star.

Fomalhauts Ring

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Open the pod bay doors, HAL… err, Clarissa?

New Scientist

A voice-operated computer assistant is set to be used in space for the first time on Monday – its operators hope it proves more reliable than “HAL”, the treacherous speaking computer in the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Called Clarissa, the program will initially talk astronauts on the International Space Station through tests of onboard water supplies. But its developers hope it will eventually be used for all computer-related work on the station.

Clarissa was designed with input from astronauts. They said it was difficult to perform the 12,000 procedures necessary to maintain the ISS and conduct scientific experiments while simultaneously reading through lengthy instruction manuals.

“Just try to analyse a water sample while scrolling through pages of a procedure manual displayed on a computer monitor while you and the computer both float in microgravity,” says US astronaut Michael Fincke, who spent six months on the station in 2004.

Clarissa queries astronauts about the details of what they need to accomplish in a particular procedure, then reads through step-by-step instructions. Astronauts control the program using simple commands like “next” or more complicated phrases, such as “set challenge verify mode on steps three through fourteen”.

Again, Xerox comes to the rescue.

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Count Dooku Net

Dooku.net

Stupid name from a stupid movie, but this site makes its possible to laugh at.
Make sure you have your volume up. Click the button to change songs.

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The Michelangelo Code

Reuters

SAO PAULO, Brazil (Reuters) – Two Brazilian doctors and amateur art lovers believe they have uncovered a secret lesson on human anatomy hidden by Renaissance artist Michelangelo in the Sistine Chapel’s ceiling.

Completed nearly 500 years ago, the brightly colored frescoes painted on the Vatican’s famous sanctuary are considered some of the world’s greatest works of art. They depict Biblical scenes such as the “Creation of Adam” in which God reaches out to touch Adam’s finger.

But Gilson Barreto and Marcelo de Oliveira believe Michelangelo also scattered his detailed knowledge of internal anatomy across 34 of the ceiling’s 38 panels. The way they see it, a tree trunk is not just a tree trunk, but also a bronchial tube. And a green bag in one scene is really a human heart.

This is pretty amazing. Looking at some of these works of art in detail, it does begin to be difficult to dispute this fact.

sure does look like the cross section of a brain…

a bronchial tube and a lung?

a heart?

And there are many more… Amazing these havent been discovered sooner.

Cats use fax as toilet and spark house fire

Yahoo

TOKYO (Reuters) – Two kittens picked the wrong place to relieve themselves when they urinated on a fax machine, sparking a fire that extensively damaged their Japanese owner’s house.

Investigators in the western city of Kobe have concluded that the fire in January was caused by a spark generated when the urine soaked the machine’s electrical printing mechanism.

The fire damaged the kitchen and living room before it was put out by the house’s owner, who was treated for mild smoke inhalation, said Masahito Oyabu, a fireman at the Nagata fire station in central Kobe.

The kittens quickly ran to safety, he added.

“If you have a cat, or a dog for that matter, be careful where they urinate,” Oyabu said. “Especially keep them away from electrical appliances and wires.”

Remember this well, Aaron.

Documents Suggest Merck Tried to Censor Vioxx Critics

NPR : Part 1, NPR : Part 2, NPR : Medical Schools and Drug Firm Dollars

Over the past few months, it has emerged that the company was aware for years that Vioxx might be dangerous. Now, new documents obtained by NPR suggest that even as Merck was making Vioxx into a bestseller, the company was putting pressure on independent doctors. The company’s apparent aim: to keep them from discussing evidence of Vioxx’s potential safety problems. The documents show that Merck exerted pressure not only on individual doctors, but also on several of the nation’s top medical schools.

Evidently NPR has dug up a bunch of documents that paint a pretty damning case against Merck in its systematic attempt to shut up doctors, academics, and researchers. Moreover, this series paints an awfully telling picture of how all Pharma Companies inject their dogma into Medical Universities to, in many cases, the detriment of society. As always, NPR sets the bar for journalism.

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Summer of Code

Google

The Summer of Code is Google’s program designed to introduce students to the world of open source software development.

This summer, don’t let your programming skills lie fallow. Use them for the greater good of open source software and computer science. Google will provide a $4500 award to each student who successfully completes a project by the end of the summer. (Payment details can be found in the FAQ)

By pairing applicants up with the proven wisdom and experience of established prominent open source organizations (listed below), we hope to make great software happen. If you can’t come up with a great idea to submit, a number of our organizations have made idea lists available.

What a brilliant idea! I would have loved to have had this opportunity while I was in school! I am so stoked about this!

Nerds make better lovers

NY Daily News

Ready for a real relationship? Ditch the
pretty boys and grab yourself a geek.

“A nerd is an excellent provider and a guy who puts you first,” says E. Jean Carroll, Elle magazine’s love and sex advice columnist. “He’ll turn out to be a great father and a great husband.”

And, she insists that a woman who is willing to stick it out with a nerd and get past his quirks will be handsomely rewarded. “Don’t give up on him too fast,” she said. “If you stick with him, he’s going to turn out to be really great.”

wooOOOooo

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Body parts fall from aeroplane

BBC NEWS

A leg, with a shoe, and part of the torso fell into a woman’s garden, making “a very loud bang”.

More human remains were found in the aircraft’s wheel-well, which is not heated or pressurized, so chances of surviving a long flight are negligible.

Egads, talk about an uncomfortable flight. Didn’t he see the movie “ConAir.” I’d say he was pretty damn motivated to get out of town. This is horrible.

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Profile: Judge Janice Rogers Brown

NPR

Justice Janice Rogers Brown, President Bush’s nominee to a federal appeals court. He explains why some of her opinions on that court have been so controversial.

In case you didn’t know: Justice Janice Rogers Brown dissented to overturn the conviction of a man who raped a 17 year old woman, sought to allow cigarette sales to minors, and opposed a court injunction against an employer to prevent him from using racial slurs against a latino. She is a good Christian though.

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BOO

BOO – Home

A wrist friendly language for the CLI

Boo is a new object oriented statically typed programming language for the Common Language Infrastructure with a python inspired syntax and a special focus on language and compiler extensibility.

This is pretty slick. A simple ‘scripting’ language that can interface Mono.

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May Search Terms

I noticed Pete did this over at /dev/null/ and I thought it was a cool idea; so, here are the top search terms from the month of May that steered folks to this site:

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Poetry is Lame, Long Live the State Mime!

MPR

A bill establishing an official poet laureate in Minnesota met a tragic fate.

Gov. Tim Pawlenty penned the fatal verse when he vetoed the bill. The Republican governor took the action Friday but didn’t announce it until Tuesday.

“Even though we have a state ‘folklorist,’ I also have concern this will lead to calls for other similar positions,” Pawlenty wrote in letter accompanying the veto. “We could also see requests for a state mime, interpretive dancer or potter.”

Pawlenty is so cultured. Comparing poetry to street mimes. That is awesome! Yes, poetry really serves no purpose other to fill the coffers of pan-handlers. Who needs poetry? Blah! Poetry is lame. What has poetry ever accomplished anyway? It’s not like poetry has ever had any meaningful impact on society. Like in affecting public policy, or opinion. If anything, I would say mimes have contributed more to society.

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