John Motobo, phoning it in

I am John Motobo the son of the late Minister of Tourism in Liberia, 19 years of age i have my diplomat in your country with my boxes containing $25,000.000.00 i have paid for the delivery charges which is $8,500 and i will give you 35% if you help me contact the diplomat so he can deliver to you.
I will want you to give me your direct telephone number.

If you’re interested contact him at: OR

These Nigerian 419 scammers are just lazy now a days, aren’t they? Seriously, it’s like they’re not even trying anymore. What happened to the elaborate eloquently written short stories that involved the international space station. This is just crap. They’re really phoning it in these days.