A large part of the mission Soccersucks.org is to cure soccer fans from their disease. We provide informative links on how to wean oneself from soccer. We offer soccer fans access to real sports, so they may discover athleticism and competition.
I can’t say I am particularly emotional about soccer. However, the Soccer hair section is quite amusing. This site begs the question: where is the NASCARsucks website? This is a site I would find highly appealling.
Aaron Fulkerson 
I’d rather eat my own shit than run around with 21 other fags all day kicking a ball around. Hey maybe I’m a little biased but that definately shows that I’m not a homo. Eat shit soccer hooligans
Dear Aaron,
Watching soccer is like watching paint dry.
The fans are idiots who have to occupy themselves by fighting and rioting.
Soccer sucks.
Isn’t soccer, football?
yo people soccer is the best sport on earth how do u come up w/ soccerrsucks.org and stuff thats stupid people who do that act like a bunch of 3 year olds well soccer aswome its harder than it looks.
In soccer there are NO timeouts
There are NO helmets
NO shoulder pads
No commercial breaks
No halftime extravagandas
So if thats what you need go play football
YOU BIG WUSS