Undeniable evidence that Pirates Are Cool:
As a correlary, this also can be attributed to a decline in grog consumption.
And as we all know, grog contains one or more of the following:
- kerosene
- propylene glycol
- sulphuric acid
- artificial sweeteners
- red dye no2
- rum
- acetone
- battery acid
- scumm
- axle grease
- and/or pepperoni
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