StarWars Officially Dead

Starwars.com

In Southern California, George Lucas Beats Dead Horse

The power of the Force meets the power of the Allspark with a new assortment of Star Wars vehicles from Hasbro that are actually robots in disguise. Star Wars Transformers combine the classic characters and vehicles from a galaxy far, far away and transforms them into mighty mechs with seamless Star Wars alt-modes. This first wave of unique crossover toys includes four ‘bots, with a mix of good and evil to wage shapeshifting battles among your other Star Wars or Transformer toys. Each figure also comes with a miniature pilot.

Darth Megatron
Darth Megatron

Optimus Kenobi
Optimus Kenobi

Luke Starscream
Luke StarScream

This has now gone too far. This is an outrage. This is wrong. This is just plain awful. Next year we will also see the arrival of Cabbage Patch Vader, and Leia Kid Sister.